"Don't bother. In New York Nobody cares." Graphic Tee Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A relaxed, garment-dyed tee that speaks with dry humor. This heavyweight cotton shirt wears in soft and lived-in from day one, the washed-down color and roomy cut letting you move through subway crowds, coffee lines, and late-night walks without fuss. Bold, white type across the chest reads: “Don’t bother. In New York Nobody cares.” — a blunt, wry statement that lands with locals, transplant survivors, and anyone who appreciates city frankness. Throw it on with jeans and a worn jacket for weekend strolls, layer it under a flannel for rooftop hangs, or keep it in rotation as your go-to for travel days when you want to blend into the fast, indifferent rhythm of the city. The sewn-in label and durable double-needle stitching mean this shirt holds up wash after wash, while the garment-dyed finish gives each piece a slightly unique tone and texture that softens over time.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight 6.1 oz for durability and comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage-like color and texture
- Relaxed fit with no side seams (tubular knit) for a clean silhouette
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting wear
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk for consistent fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean