NYC Transit – Chaos & Commute Tees

This is New York transit, governed by one sacred rule: never make eye contact. It’s the symphony of a Yellow Cab that honks first and brakes never, a ride that’s not just a commute, but a full nasal assault. It’s the MTA, living by its unspoken motto: “we smell your pain.” It’s the 7 train, a rolling testament to the city's spirit that smells like the global stew of Queens and sounds like pure, unadulterated trauma. This is how we move.

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  • MTA Motto "We Smell Your Pain", Casual Wear, Gift for Transit Lovers, Funny T-Shirt, Soft Tee

    MTA Motto "We Smell Your Pain", Casual Wear, Gift for Transit Lovers, Funny T-Shirt, Soft Tee

    $26.45
  • MTA Mystery Train Arriving - Tee Shirt

    MTA Mystery Train Arriving - Tee Shirt

    $26.45
  • NY Yellow Cab - 10% oxygen. 90% regret. Tee Shirt

    NY Yellow Cab - 10% oxygen. 90% regret. Tee Shirt

    $26.45
  • NYC Subway Rule #1: Never Make Eye Contact. Tee Shirt

    NYC Subway Rule #1: Never Make Eye Contact. Tee Shirt

    $26.45
  • NYC Yellow Cab - You Asked For Brooklyn - He Heard Burkina Faso - Tee Shirt

    NYC Yellow Cab - You Asked For Brooklyn - He Heard Burkina Faso - Tee Shirt

    $26.45
  • NYC Yellow Cab. Not just a ride, A full nasal assault. Tee Shirt

    NYC Yellow Cab. Not just a ride, A full nasal assault. Tee Shirt

    $26.45
  • NYC Yellow. Cab Honk first. Brake never. Tee Shirt

    NYC Yellow. Cab Honk first. Brake never. Tee Shirt

    $26.45
  • The 7 Train - Smells like Queens. Sounds like Trauma. Tee Shirt

    The 7 Train - Smells like Queens. Sounds like Trauma. Tee Shirt

    $26.45